grosezero:

3dmonstermaze:

pack-yr-romantic-mind:

burgerlabs:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

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This is still one of the funniest things in all of music history

hi i have like thousands of listens to LMFAO on spotify and am rly autistic about them and i’d like to say that what makes this even funnier is that not only do they have those two studio albums but they also have another album called I’m in yer city trick and it’s literally like 15 copies of the exact same song and the only difference is the name of the city they sing in it

it’s actually 51 copies. 44 different cities and then the explicit version for 7 of them. The song always refers to a sand and a polka-dot bikini no matter where it’s set. They included Chattanooga, TN. They included Grand Rapids, MI. There’s an extra one for New York where they call out the names of each borough. There’s one that’s just called “I’m in the Desert Trick.” The album is $61.49 on Amazon Music.

LMFAO condemned to wander the earth eternally as punishment for party rocking

And thats funny to you ?

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cassierobinsons:

cassierobinsons:

cassierobinsons:

it’s important to me that people know the original “he would not fucking say that” was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn’t hit the same without context.

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everytime someone uses “he would not fucking say that” for something he would absolutely fucking say given slightly different circumstances or has already fucking said i immediately become indignant cause you can’t waste a joke like this on mild characterisation nitpicks. sorry. it has to be on par with Any Pronouns Cartman.

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catgirl-kaiju:

riippuliitaja:

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Mitä cybershop yrittää kertoo

🎃

LESBIAN

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judes-dump:

If Justin McElroy a 40 year old cis white man from West Virginia can casually come up with the sentence “boys of all genders” then i think there is hope for us all in this transgender world…..

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cherrydrawz:

cherrydrawz:

cherrydrawz:

oh wow this is crazy when did I get a pool installed

man swimming is great

where’d the ladder go

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denimull:

theconcealedweapon:

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Cops are trained to be bad. Anyone who insists on being good is not welcome.

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littlemisspipebomb:

madonnamadeofasphalt:

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

I think we should work on demystifying homestuck.

-It’s not unapproachably long. If you can spend a month reading/watching whatever else, you can also spend a month reading homestuck without difficulty.

-If you pay attention you can understand it just fine. There’s a lot of moving parts, but it’s like a clockwork: if you don’t get something despite paying attention, it will most likely fall into place later.

-There’s filters for the desktop app in case you don’t wanna see the era-typical edgelord humor of the first half, but honestly sometimes it adds to it. (The Future!ArachnidsGrip bit is good. Sorry.)

-It is flawed!!! That’s true!! But this website is constantly on about how no media is irredeemable and how you should read things that make you uncomfortable and analyse why that is and still recognise the value in it.

-kill the part of you that cringes 👍

-IT IS GOOD. Older fans, stop with the “hoho it ruined my life” and “homestuck sucks!!!” jokes. It has compelling (extremely queer!!) characters, and an interesting, tragic narrative told in a comedic way.

-Vriska was thirteen. VRISKA WAS JUST THIRTEEN.

- most of the backlash against is based on its fandom having been annoying and toxic some years ago, even though by that metric you should also be reacting the same way to pretty much every other pop scifi classic, including Star Trek, Doctor Who, everything Douglas Adams and Alan Moore ever did, and (dear Lord!) Star Wars

Going back to the complexity thing, it’s not actually that difficult to understand. Pretty much everything is explained very clearly, it’s complex enough that I would suggest not putting it down for long periods of time if you can but it was originally read like that so it’s definitely doable.

There’s a lot of diagrams and explanations for everything happening without feeling like overwhelming exposition. A lot of it’s also based on callbacks, but remembering them all is far from a requirement. You won’t understand every reference, even to things within the comic itself. That’s just how it goes.

It’s more an experience that flows over you than a story demanding you maintain notes.

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lastchanceatpurity:

chronically online and chronically on tumblr are two different things btw

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pooslie:

froody:

froody:

Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

Don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.

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junkbot3000:

slimegirlwarlock:

memorycycle:

adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

okay done 👍 why am i hurts

Because of this post whenever I notice I’m mindlessly scrollling through social media instead of important things like eating I think the words “The App” repeatedly untill I close it

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eleilinnrallin:

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that’s brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

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ubashaaa-archived:

ubashaaa-archived:

btw if you ever make anything for me EVER ill literally go crazy stupid. like ill go insane . il love you for ever.

someone made something for you moodboard

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manywinged:

sore throats might be the stupidest response to illness i’ve ever experienced. oh you want to eat? drink?? breathe air??? TEN THOUSAND KNIVES ATTACK

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seriemorder:

they need to invent a job where they pay you to get obsessed with a subject for 3 and up to 6 months. and thats it. you dont have to show results for it or anything. they just give you money for being overlyinvolved in this one specific subject of your choosing for a while. just me and the 356 wikipedia pages and the 17 books i read. i dont remember a single word of anything. but boy was i Obsessed™. it will be 20k thank uuuu

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